Dear Americans (god bless your souls),
Please refrain from using your shitty colloquial speech, in the attempt to make yourselves seem at least somewhat intelligent. Coined slang terms such as 'Off the Hook' belong in bad 90s sitcoms such as Fresh Prince, Moesha, or Saved by the Bell, and are not appreciated by the rest of the world.
Your insistence on using such terms, makes you look like some perpetual bong head, at some never ending keg party, who refused to mature.
In reality, the style conjured up is some middle aged man, sporting hair plugs, aping surfy greetings and advertising Ed Hardy for Christian Audigier.
Grow the fuck up.
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